How to Get Laid Using Facebook…100%

How to Get Laid Using Facebook…100%
Step 1 On the upper right of your screen,
find and click the option for “Privacy
Settings”
Step 2 When the Privacy Settings screen
comes up, click the option for “Security”
on the left panel.
Step 3 On the Security Settings screen,
click on the suspiciously hard to find link
that says “Deactivate your account”.
Step 4 Leave a reason for leaving. I prefer
“I don’t find Facebook useful.”, because
there is no option for “Facebook is
eroding my social skills and desensitizing
my dopamine receptors”. You can use the
“Other” field if you’d like to get creative.
When you are finished, click the
“Confirm” button.
Step 5 Enter your password when
prompted. If you have forgotten your
password, contact your local NSA field
office.
Step 6 Enter the displayed Captcha code
to confirm you are a human with
legitimate access to your account, or a
human NSA agent with illegitimate access
to your account.
Step 7 Go outside to a social event or a
place where there is people.
Step 8 . Approach a girl you find attractive
and talk to her. Repeat until laid.
There you have it! The 100% guaranteed
method to get laid using Facebook! Please
use your new powers for good, not evil